Garfield And A Joke

From a young age i loved Garfield comic strips and i wanted to post one which I've been searching for half and hour and i finally found the funniest one.. 

NOW FOR THE JOKE

THERE IS A GUN THAT CAN SHOOT 1 METRE AND A GUY USED IT AND SAW A BIRD 10 METRES AWAY...WHY DID THE BIRD DIE??

BECAUSE THE GUN WAS 9 METRES LONG!!!

Re:Need Help!!

How do i add friends to the frigging friend list!!

"Perfect English" and I Need Help!!!

I was just browsing through my pictures in the computer i found pictures of my China trip which was around 3-4 years ago....and i notice that China had very good english.Heres a picture to prove it to you..

Sweet english right...so this sign means that means we are suppose to slide by not falling....how is that possible

Chinese New Year And A Joke

It's 1.40 in the morning and its Chinese New Year!!!!Gambled at my aunts house-played blackjack 
and lost RM11 sobs...but who cares it's Chinese new year and its not everyday you get to meet up 

and play cards..

right before i sleep i would like to post a joke..

Knock-Knock

Who's There??

Ya

Ya Who

I'm Happy Too...=D

Just Getting Started...

This is my first time blogging....i did this because i was bored and i want people to have a good laugh when i post jokes on this blog.

I'm sure some of you would consider my jokes to be LAME but some people think they're funny...

heres my 1st joke on my first time blogging

what did the apple said to thje orange??

nothing stupid!!apples don't talk...