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though this blog doesn't have pretty pictures and colourful backgrounds, it served a purpose which is to write about anything possible from me. The title of my blog says it all, you only die once, so laugh into the face of death, because laughter is always the best DRUG.

Thank you,
Ashlee
Joohi
YongQi
SzeTeng
Gabriel
Jaclyn

for just making everything in this blog
LESS DULL (:

daaaancing on the kitchen tiles, it's all about you (:

TWILIGHT? LIKE WTF? :O
'OMG OMG, ROBERT PATTINSON IS SOOO HOT!' ooookay! if i was a girl i would deff dig a 100 year old vampire who sparkles in the light like some unicorn just farted on him. i don't get these people, like srsly.
'TAYLOR LAUTNER! OHH EMM GEE, OH EMGEE!' yeah, i would date a dude who is a freaking fur ball wolf.
did you TWILIGHT fans read newspaper?! TWILIGHT FREAKING KILLED A 23-YEAR OLD DUDE! i don't see hp fans dying (;
they had like a book fest in school, and i was bimboing to how hot robert pattinson is (which he is not) and people are staring at me, LOOK AT YOURSELF! you're in love with a fart-covered-100year old dude.
did i mention he climb trees?! PWHAOR! now bella doesn't have to worry about being thirsty cause edward can climb a coconut tree to get her a drink,
that is all for today, and for the poll (requested by Gabriel Lim) who YOU think is hotter? Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? (i wouldn't be surprise if nobody votes)

out.

going crazy over iphone apps

everyday i would go to the app store 'OHHH! THIS LOOK GOOD! *click* INSTALL :D
i have 76 apps on my phone, and groowing!
im getting my cast off soon, LIKE FINALLY, OMG SO ANNOYING. and my braces off! :D i've been patient for a year and a half, and NOW! I HAVE TO BE PATIENT AGAIN! retainers for 3 months and after that, retainers when i sleep for like, a year? half a year?
i've got eargasm from the songs Ash gave me :D

study, bye.

and i use to thought that spongebob was real

WHAAAT? :D
school sucked these days, no, not because of the people, it's because i can't freaking do any work because of my hand, and i know you people would go like 'GOOOD WHAT! NO NEED TO DO HOMEWORK!', try that for 3 weeks, it makes you feel useless D:
attended a portugese wedding on saturday and the bride(which was my dad's friend son) wore a kilt, you know those scottish people who wear skirts, THOSE! IT WAS FREAKING COOL, like a skirt and and tux on top.
when he was on stage, he called up all the single guys and you know me, i went :D, every asked him to lift his skirt up and he said 'SOORRY GUYS! IT WITH!' <--as in underwear, HAHA.
well, i danced :D, i couldn't do much with the hand but robot, LOL. met a whole lot of awesome people (all portugese) :D, they have got to be the most friendly people.
people on facebook is like taking pictures of the 'L' like Glee on their forehead, annoys meh.
trials are like in a months time, and i dont think im ready D:
CHEER 2011 :D, MAHU IKUT?

bee bee.

just a quick one.

you know how damn difficult is it to type with this effing cast on my right hand D:
heres a few updates,
i has a phone now! :D and it's an iPhone baybeh!
sent my bro off last saturday
don't think i'll be able to write D: since its mt right wrist which is fractured,
i have to say, my bone was very strong (thanks to Dutch Lady :D) imagine 70 kilo dropping on just one of your wrist PLUS the force, there was a VERY loud crack when i landed, like someone took a plank and broke it into half D: , i froze for like a second or two.
pmr is coming, screw that D:

I took a dump 10,000 feet up above the sky

tmi? HAHAHA, the planes flush was sooo cool! there was a button and when i pressed it, nothing happened, then i kept pressing it and 'WHOOOSSSSSSHHHH!' i was laughing to myself inside the small toilet, hahaha.
all in all, gui lin is a beautiful place, the sceneries were spectacular, especially the mountains which were EVERYWHERE, the food was alright. the street food was YUMMMM! i had like 8 sticks of barbecued lamb marinated with pepper, and around 10 sticks of squids which was pressed to make it crispy and was brushed with peanut sauce, *DROOLSS*
you can expect this post to be exceptionally boring (so are like my other 100) because i don't post much pictures, at all.
met new people, got new jokes (:
sorreh for not updating my blog, i've been rather lazy :P hahaha.
i am now free for a week, :D.
and I'll be going to Genting this weekend for Engelbert Humperdinck's concert , i know, the name sounds wrong, HAHA.
any outings? call me (:
Usher's coming? :O , and it's organized by Galaxy, hope i can get tickets! :D

CHAO PEOPLE, i will update again soon (:

-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh my GAWD-

i have boobs

and i'm using a training bra, HAHA.
Alladin was on disney just now, hahaha. they don't show lion king anymore now ): BOO.
football. ManU drew, like I said, no rooney no hope,seriously. chelsea won 1-0, if only they drew.
Arsenal is playing tonight for a late game at around 250 in the morning, might be staying up to watch. gonna be a hell of a good game. Robin Van Persie i back form his injury and hope he can perform well and won't be mentally kacaued because of the injury.
just like Eduardo, if you watch him play, you'll notice that he's very scared to kick the ball, just hope that aaron ramsey is not the same, same goes to robin.
anyway, i'll go upstairs and wait for my dad to sleep. downloading MGMT's congratulation.
nights.

-day and night,
the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night-

I have 20-20 vision MAN

there ash! I got my eye's checked. purr-fect isn't it (:
played with my aunts poodle today, and my other aunts dog humped it, OMG!
that's not the worst part, BOTH OF THEM ARE MALE! bleugh
hope chelsea loses man!
MAN, I'm loving Adam Kling's- get together
habis.

-give me one reason if you got one reason,

sad there ain't no reason that we shouldn't get together tonight-

maths period is so fun, but stupid at the same time.

maths teacher keeps scolding me and all I do is laugh, SHE'S SO FUNNY WHEN SHE'S MAD. :D
i just noticed that i didn't update the blog for the entire Feb and only updated once on march? was it?
going to Duck King tonight, ya shit man! *drool. and after that, parent's are going to take me to some comedy show, heard it's good. his name is Indie (not sure how you spell it)
go now. byees.

-damn girl, dry your eyes.-

iced water late night. ecstasy.

read it and weep ManU fans! I'm so loving Arjen Robben ( he's the dude that destroyed ManU's dreams of going into the semi's) HAHA.
my doesn't believe I can get number 9 in class, how supportive, HAHA. and my mom said 'OH, that's good' , those are gonna be my rewards i guess, hahaha.
had fried turkey eggs just now, taste like any other egg except it's way bigger.
I sleeptalk.
good to know? hahaha. any of you do that?
tired. mahu tidur. nights.

-she's a lady, and ladies,

shouldn't be mess with-

getting a single digit.

I just feel so happy,hope I can maintain that.
anywho, ManU was learning from Arsenal, they didn't make it to the semi-finals. hahaha, bayern is just too good.
see the poll, you all know how to ride bicycles?!! I ONLY STARTED LAST YEAR D: . hahaha.
gtg now, tuition.
toodles, bitches.

-look at the stars,

I sing a song for you-

pc, it's no longer your personal computer.

it's Peter Chao.
I managed to do it! updating it everyday seems fun. hope there will be more people reading and I'll be FAMOUS.
anywhooo, ManU is playing later at 245 am. want to watch, but I'm just too damn tired D:
SO HOT THESE DAYS! even the morning don't fell cool like they use to, and I'll be sweating in the afternoon from doing nothing. :/
OHHH! there's this awesome dude i found on youtube, he plays the piano by ear, he is AMAZING. watch his video on the cover for Justin Bieber's Baby , and subscribe to him if you like (:, MarctheSharc27
wanna tidur nows. nights.

-whisper words of wisdom,

let it be, let it be-

it's no ordinary tree.

IT'S A PALM TREE.
practically didn't sleep AT ALL! I mean, seriously. got back from school , talked to joohi, had dinner, homework, and then stayed up all night until the next morning, which is now. it's around 5:15am now, going to bathe.
well, tired. Arsenal lost, Barca was just too good, Messi is AMAZING!
Macheda did a friggin' hand ball, that's right! don't deny you ManU fans (:
well, gotta shower, My Wife and Kids in 10 minutes :D
keep you guys updated, so read this blog, follow it, and write shit on the cbox.
out.

-I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad,

buy all of the things I never had-

i jumped. i ran. i threw. i conquered.

you read that right (: , but only for 100m, shot put and long jump. 600m i was like another 50m till i was done ): . Anyway, good luck to you people who's going sukantara :D
like i said, EVERYDAY! it's currently 5 in the morning, i got back at 7 yesterday from school and had tuition at 7. I'm writing this post to replace my yesterday's one.tireeed.
class was so dead boring yesterdaaay D:
okay, lazy to type any more , i has to go mandi! and after that, it's My Wife and Kids! :D hope nobody wakes up from hearing my laugh.
beeebees!

-if I lay here, if I just lay here,

would you lie with me and just forget the world-

told you I would do it everyday

but not for long.
the wound at my arm feels like someone just shred my skin off with a skin peeler ( w/e you call them) and takes a bottle of vinegar and pours on it. that's hurt.
tomorrow is Monday, sports practice, sukantara, hope i can get a couple of points, got 2 points last year. 100m and long jump.
hope it ends fast, if it does, i could play football (:
saw Rachel at amcorp today, she shot me dead. bought The Da Vin Ci's Code. go Dan Brown!
can't wait to see what position i got.
wanna 'sleep'.night.

-oh baby baby it's a wild world-

CLEAR!! IT'S ALIVE!! :DD

It's 1.am in the morning, got back from ching ming at my kampung.
5 minutes after i got there, i ride the bicycle, and fell down, elbow and knee was bleeding cause the skin came off. HAHA. Brother and my cousin came running, and this is all they could say 'YOU DIDN'T SPOIL THE BICYCLE RIGHT?!' , what can I ask for more? :P
I can see the cbox having complaints. I now vow to update my blog EVERYDAY, (weekends, public holidays don't count.) :D. but really, I'll try my best.
doubt any of you will believe me.HAH.
poll.poll.poll. i think I'll put about bicycles! how many of you DON'T know how to ride one. I didn't know how to ride one until last year.
happy with my exam results.
MANU LOST!! IN YO FACES ASH, JOOHI AND BOON SHIN!! :D. like I said, the team is nothing without Rooney. and Arsenal WON, 94th minute goal baby! heart was pumping so hard i could feel the aorta gonna burst.
anywho, nights.

-let's dance in style,

let's dance for a while-

here's an update. to keep you up to date. because it's too late.

here's what happened during chinese new year:
1) went back to my kampung to visit my grandmother.
2) my dad taught me how to ride a motorcycle, HAHA. funfunfun.
3) went to Penang and saw rebecca.
4) came back from Penang, went to my father's uncle coffee shop, close everything, and played cards (:
5) now know how to ride a bicycle! after 15 years of my life, YAAA!
6) final night, coffee shop again, close everything. played 21.
7) came back, next day friends came over. played cards.ate pizza. shandy. poker.talk.
8) next day, open house. blackjack.blackjack.blackjack.
9) last day ended, counted them red packets.

you gotta love this time of the year.

after chinese new year, back to studies and exams. studied till i got bored of everything! except for science (: . was SUPER nervous for english, didn't know what to write for the novel part. science was alright, joohi said i had 7 wrongs, i think (: . maths was fairly easy, and again. joohi said i had 2 wrongs for my objective. w/e it is , I'm happy. Sejarah, don't get me started.

went out with jac and gabe yesterday. I think i got more retarded after that outing.

MAGICMAGICMAGIC (:

-and watches and the ring,and all the shiny things,

means nothing if I ain't got you-

if I was the night, you would be my star

got back from Sg.Nibong at 530-ish.
waiting for Arsenal and ManU clash tonight! 11:55, it's gonna be a good match, cause you know who's gonna win (:
bored.bored. stupid msn won't work:/
CNY in 2 weeks, play cards, drink shandy and talk bullshit. now, THAT'S Chinese New Year.
night.

-I'm going to make it mine,

that's right I'm gonna own it-

dabelew-tee-eff. AVATAR OWNED TITANIC .

LIKEE, YAAAA!
Titanic got PWNED, but it was the same director, so... he pwned himself? YEAH!
looks like there's a drama going on the cbox about the duck and the chicken, hahahaha. BUT, oh well, chicken won. BECAUSE DUCKS ARE UGLY. not swans, duck
still thinking of a poll to do, I can do another thing, which is like I'll ask you guys something and you guys tell me about it, like ummm,umm.
OHOH. grocery bills? random, I know.
Mine is around not more than RM200, i guess.
been doing a lot of magic recently, speaking of that.... check out my friend's blog, Zac The Magician watch his videos, comment on it, and make his visitor numbers to upupup! he told me that he wanted to plan a trip to a mall or something for street magic, and I'll be the cameraman. hahaha.
anyway, homework time. so not me :P

-we came to party hey
we came to party hoo-

call me a bitch, which is a female dog, and it barks, and barks come from trees, and trees come from nature, and nature is wondeful

thanks for calling me wonderful (:
blog is dead dead dead.
2nd week of school and it's the 2nd week of school.
form 3 is form 3.
morning school is fun, i guess.
joohi asked me whether which is uglier, chicken or duck. you choose. I'll put the poll to 2 weeks to vote because seems like very little people is visiting.
rhyme rhyme rhyme.
HAMDAN NASI LEMAK!HAHAHA.
ciao?

-I wanna hold your hand-

maybe we just don't see eye to eye as much as we use to

someone told me that guys make the first move, I know it's like a policy or something. but why? If guys like me don't make the first move, that girl wouldn't talk to me. is it happening?
feels weird.
nights.

-we only got 86 400 seconds in a day

to turn it all around or throw it all away-

two oh one oh

so, it's 2010. happy belated new year, i guess?
tomorrow's school, waking up at 0530.
I has Left 4 Dead 2 in the desktop (: , more zombie killing, guts flying out, and gore.
just came back from out-station.
and I'm off to bed.

-get your glocks when you see 2 pac,
call the cops when you see 2 pac-